Apr 11 2:56 pm
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play your part.

Mar 31 12:31 am
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sad guy’s theme.

Mar 26 8:39 pm
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Mar 23 11:13 pm
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new song.

Mar 22 4:58 pm
Mar 19 11:12 pm
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engines on

estimated time till rocket launch, ten seconds

5, 4, 3, 2, 1

ROCKET LAUNCH

commander david feingold

reporting for duty

stardate 8675.309

i am the captain of the USS excalibur

and we’re gonna fuck up some evil martians shit heads out in outerspace

ive killed more green men than anyone

(ive killed more green men than anyone)

but it’s not fair

to say im a hero

cauze inside we’re all heroes

it’s just that only some of us have blown up whole planets

or laser bombed villages full of women and children

and yeah, i sleep fine at night, their faces dont haunt me

i can justify anything

computer, this is captain david s. feingold. i want a full systems analysis.

voice imprint recognized. processing.

life support at 100%

weapons systems at 100%

warp core at 100%

captain: lonely

oh it was my freshman year in starfleet

and ensign jennifer rusch was my partner in quantam mechanics

and it was the week of the science fair

and our project was on the existence of unstable wormholes

but my calculations were wrong

and when we turned the machine on she was sucked in and disapeared

someday i’ll find you jenny

Feb 16 4:44 pm
a boosie cake for valentine’s day? yes!

a boosie cake for valentine’s day? yes!

Feb 15 12:42 am
“Now yesterday, me and my dog got loaded / I cracked a joke on my dog, my dog exploded.”
“fuck you” by lil boosie
Feb 13 2:41 pm
“My teachers talk about me bad everytime I cut dey class. Now I fuck dey daughters in dey ass cuz dey made me mad.”
“i’m mad” by lil boosie
Feb 13 1:46 pm
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